The Woman of New Age Creation

By: Coltney Fisher ENG101 11:00AM

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            Throughout the reaches of time and advancement of the human race, men have attempted a multitude of times to create what they view and consider to be  a “perfect woman”. Although unsuccessful after millennium of effort, I am pleased to be the first to tell you, that today, after the numerous attempts previously tried by man, the scientific and artistic communities of Earth are eager to announce to you the latest addition to humanity; the no-named woman of New Age Creation.

            First, let me tell you a little about a brand new, exciting, state-of-the-art, ever growing new enterprise, formed under the name and concept of New Age Creation. This company was founded within the areas of artificial insemination, cloning, and genetic modification, their main focus consisting of research and the goal of furthering the advancement and achievement of humanitarian services. So to sum up, their main focus and product, is the creation of humans.      

            Now, let me tell you about New Age Creations’ most recent addition. Created and pieced together from the DNA of over 20 people, giving it the genome diversity not yet witnessed or seen by any scientific community, let alone with human eyes, is the woman of which no name can speculated or fathomed. I have been told that because of this, she does not have, and does not intend to have, a name as you and I would assume. This might be seen as a strange notion to you or I, not wanting a name; continue reading and I can promise you that this woman not having a name is the simplest trait she possesses.

            This woman, of whom no name can or will be given, couldn’t possibly be any less than a staggering 6’ 4” in height and surprisingly, as nimble and limber as any professional athlete could be capable of being. At first glance, you might be mistaken in thinking she was one called Popeye the Sailor Man, with her forearms so comically muscular and chiseled, believing your own eyes is near impossible.  I don’t think that humanity has even seen a full grown bear with such brawn and brute strength. Among many strange features you will notice when she happens to glide by, this woman of no name, this creature, has the disheveled, dazed, appearance of an unkempt, uncivilized caveman. Her hair has a mottled, dirty assortment of different colored dreadlocks that reach the small of her back. There are some locks that have a blondish hue, some with various shades of blue; the roots of which were tinted green. I’m almost certain that they couldn’t possibly…wait a minute, her hair!  Her hair is natural, purely unaltered. What other qualities could such a human possess? I’ve been looking at her for all of 3 minutes and already I’ve become lost in the beauty of so much diversity. There are too many features, shapes, and colors to be able to describe to you and still be the first to publish this future-altering scientific success.

 After very little contemplation, I have to agree with her decision to have no name. She needs no name.

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